Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"
ok but consider this
- i fucking love eyeliner
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
Came in to get spayed. Seems a little worried.
"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."