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Maddie; 15; united states

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sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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klefable:

"u dont need makeup to be pretty just be urself!!!"

ok but consider this

  • i fucking love eyeliner
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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

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sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

poochcrew:

Came in to get spayed. Seems a little worried.

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“My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life.”

— Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil  (via juliyeahh)

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cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

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